Penn challenges the lyrics of Paul McCartney and Issac Hayes. What do these words really mean?
Penn wants to know if Zinc is any good for you (because he’s been sucking away on them). Do throat lozenges really work like people claim?
Penn goes to a Paul McCartney concert and loves the drummer. Is he better than Ringo Starr? Is that total blasphemy? Abe Laboriel Jr. rocked the concert and everyone should google him.
Penn can’t stand it when people label atheist with being fat! Penn is an atheist and fat, who cares?
Our religious freedoms are under attack by the intellectual elite! As long as you count dressing like a pirate and worshiping sentient pasta to be religious freedoms, that is.
Texas comes up with a law to ban groping by the TSA. Feds threaten to close all airports in Texas.
Comedian Lisa Lampanelli donates $50,000 to a gay charity in the Westboro Baptist Church’s name – $1000 for every church member who protests her show.
Can you tell the difference between a painting by Pollock and one by a Kindergartener? Don’t lie. Is this 5 year old an art GENIUS, or just doodling? Art or crap- you decide.
…or maybe Penn just talks about his new hat.