The Future of Body Modification

Story summarized.
You don’t want 1.0 of anything!

Penn wants callers – thinks this will be cool in the future.

Penn thinks the tv remote control is too much work

Guy at MIT
Zolten is the biggest kid in the world!
Penn/Tor/Andre
Beta testing before you’re 12.
Goudeau’s six hour day.
Jason hates Goudeau.

Caller Ryan: Crazy chip in the brain: Bad news unless it’s for medical purposes.
Penn loves technology.
Penn’s big fiendish plan.
Penn doesn’t read all the way to the end…
Penn changes Ryan’s eyesight.
Goudeau: That’s been done.

Tiger Woodseyes.

Enigma , coral horns and Dick Smothers.

Caller Paul: Canadian medical chips for people.
“This shmuck has high blood pressure!”
Who will access your information?
Payment by neck.

<break>

Jonesy plugged.

Goudeau riding the ‘de’. 6.06.00.
Lance rolling his eyes.

We’re all for playing god.

Caller David: Would love to use it for playing video games.

Dancing faries can be very very frightening.
WOW mentioned.

Caller Charlie: Has had his eyes fixed.
Goudeau: laser eye sugery is crazy safe…
Goudeau’s had it done – he went to the cheapest guy. “Studio is not the proper word.”

Penn’s eyes.
Goudeau’s glasses.

Caller Russ: Not talking about dropping acid and closing his eyes, wants a computer and screen in his head.

<break>

Fast theme brings us back from the break.
“The big one in Penn & Teller.”
Water.

The speed of technology.

Commander Pike with a yes/no beep.

Caller Wile E Coyote: Library of Congress in your brain.

Breasts.

Caller Kerry: Governments and perpetual motion.

Caller Mike: Mexican chips.
Penn: What part of the body?
Could it be cut out?

Reno story.

Caller Anthony: Visualization chip. Hangs up.

Caller CJ: Downloading skills.

Emo Philips brain quote.

Caller Andrea: Florida implants – Penn skeptical.

Goudeau confirms (for sexual favours)

Caller Vaughn: Reality catching up with Science Fiction. Asks for juggling advice – Penn points him to Jason.

Gmail: Congress in your brain would probably kill you.
Gmail George: Excellent BM email

Good Luck Michael for 6 hours of cycling…

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