Magic monkey, gorilla spit,
and “humkey” … Oh, my.
Today’s guest: Mac King.
Goudeau saw the launch, but is still in Florida – Penn assumes.
Happy (belated) birthday to Kelly the Orangutan in Houston.
Mac’s “magic in a minute” phone, available at ‘Toysaurus’, or your local crack dealer.
People are vengeance-killing stingrays.
Caller Ralph: Benz and Plymouth attacked by monkeys.
TSA website rules on “monkey helpers”. Don’t touch the monkey!
Caller Brad: Friend with evil monkey. Cat revenge.
Caller Magic Al: Magic show at a bar mitzvah. Rollerskating, magic-performing chimp steals show. Penn despairs.
Mac has never heard of the Vietnamese table.
Illegal to own chimpanzee.
Penn & Mac = the Simon & Garfunkel of monkeys.
See Mac in Vegas in the afternoon, P&T; or naked breasts in the evening.
Caller Angela (she loves everything): Long Island game farm. Gorilla spit on her mom’s hair.
Mac’s paint fetish … or not.
Caller Lisa (she loves a lot of things): Loves Penn so much, she’d build him a bovine shrine. Patrick is gobsmaked. Psychotic-looking “humkey” on Discovery Channel. “It was SCARY!”